Job Applicant

This guy was applying for a job as a flagman/switch operator on the railroad. The engineer was conducting the interview.

"What would you do if the Northern Express was heading
north on Track 1 and the Southern Central was heading
south on Track 1?"

The guy thought. "Well, I'd call my brother."

The engineer just sat there for a second. "*Why* would
you call your brother???"

"He's never seen a train wreck before."