My Girl Lorraine
A guy was dating a girl named Lorraine.
He knew that Lorraine was the ONE. She had all the qualities that he
wanted in a woman. She was smart, funny, and beautiful. Then one day in
the video store, he met a girl named Clearly. Now Clearly was beautiful,
funny, smart, and knew all the best places in town. But the guy didn't
want to stop dating Lorraine, for he could be missing out on something
good. So he kept on dating Lorraine. Then one day, the guy and Lorraine
were walking along a river bank, his mind on Clearly, when Lorraine
slipped into the river. While he watched her float away, he sang, "I can
see Clearly now Lorraine is gone."