time in America
Two guys immigrate to
America. On their first day off the boat, they are wandering around
New York City seeing the sights. As lunch time approaches, they
decide they are hungry. They then come up to a street vendor selling
One says to the other in a shocked tone, "My God.
Do they eat dogs in America?"
"I don't know!" says the other,
"Well," says the first, "we're going to be
Americans, so we must do as they do."
They approach the vendor
bravely, "Two hot dogs, please."
The vendor hands them their food
in a pair of paper sacks. The two immigrants sit on a park bench to
eat their lunch.
One looks inside his sack, hesitates and turns to
his partner and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you